- Your house becomes very untidy;
- Your fridge is practically empty;
- The laundry pile(s) now bare a striking resemblance to the Closet Monster;
- You forget to bring your ENTIRE purse to work one day;
- Your cellphone is dead most of the week because you forgot to charge it and/or your ringer has been on silent since Nov 17th;
- You're having your worst hair week ever and showers are no longer daily events;
- You pretend Christmas is not coming because you don't have time to be distracted by such things;
- You forget to put snow tires on your car (what 2 feet of snow? shitttt!!);
- Your Christmas list consists of movie guides, soundtracks and other Twilight merch;
- Your days go something like this: get up, feed family, get to work, get home from work, feed family, go to movie, read a few chapters of BD, sleep, repeat.
Funny, most of these also seem to be traits of a person who's recently become a drug addict. Oh god....is this Saga a brand of heroin? Yes, I think so. Sigh.
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